He sometimes writes in third person to get his point across, but usually it doesn’t work to his advantage. He was born in a mitten outlined state called Michigan. Through his years of stress and tribulation, he was an introverted, son of a bitch through his years of “educational efforts”. Although he wouldn’t gain much of this so called “education” because simply put, he was to darn involved with making paper cranes and shooting paper footballs. But, through all of this chaos, he graduated high school, and almost tripped while walking across to receive his diploma. After this had taken place, he felt like he was missing something. He totally forgot to make a living and get a job when he was a youngster, so he’s now a unemployed, 20 yr old who doesn’t have any job experience, nor a driver’s license or even a car for that manner. So he sometimes hitches a ride with a parent he dearly loves to find a job and fill out endless amounts of application forms, even though none of the jobs he’s applying for are available. Meanwhile, his father rags on about not having a job and ruining his life. He finally thought, “Now see here” with such confidence, “I’m actually trying to find a job and here you are nagging about it when you should be the one finishing off the kitchen thats still demoed.” But, despite all of not having a job, nor a place of his own, he still does what he loves, art. And ladies, yes he is available. Sorry guys, he’s straight. He currently makes up his time by helping out around the house and doing various other projects to keep him going. Like for instance, this biography. Now it seems as though he’s not doing this biography, nor does it seem like a biography at all for that manner. But he is typing this up as he goes and is still talking in third person. Strange, isn’t it? But don’t fret dear Xonus(Jon’s nickname) friends or visitors, for he is a man who strives to give a good laugh, even though he has no humor at home. Oh, I almost forgot, he’s very strange and random.
